Captain, My Captain

The OIC (Office In Charge) of Legal Assistance was a Captain.  My Captain.

Here's what I liked about My Captain:

He was very smart.
He was a good lawyer.
He was a family man.
He did not give me much grief or trouble.

Here's what I did not like about My Captain:

He was more lawyer than he was soldier.
He really didn't know how to be a soldier.
He could be arrogant.
He seemed to "try harder" with officers or officer's wives than he did with enlisted or enlisted soldier's family members (as legal clients).
He ran our office more like a civilian law firm than an Army Legal Assistance.
He was a tad bit chauvinistic.
He thought my feet stunk up the place.
He wanted to adopt my baby.